You know what. You know when you're drunk and you talk and shit is all messed up and makes no sense to the listener and meanwhile you are on the inside thinking 'Dude! I'm the next fucking Shakespeare.' So when you tell someone this after a bottle of wine they hear 'Ims very the so artsh-tickerish.'
Well it seems the same happens when you type. I replied to an e-mail whilst 'three sheets to the wind.' And then re-read it, the next day. It is very disappointing. It gives one new rules.
don't ever type when drunk.
don't ever record yourself drunk.
never speak to a sober person while drunk.
This gives me an idea Cable 10 presents The First Annual Alcoholics Anonymous Tequila and Karaoke Party. After 10 rounds and a tearful rendition of 'The Rose.' Then watch that tape. What you remember, we be so different from actual performance that the resulting mountain of embarrassment would keep you off booze for a year. Just put the video tape in the liquor cabinet. It would work for me.
(The image of drunkenly and tearfully massacring this song is SO perfect Karaoke I HAD to send it. Had to.)
Today's Song of the Day is "The Rose" by Bette Midler off her 1979 Album 'The Rose."
Crazy Fact: Paul A. Rothchild produced the final Janis Joplin studio album, Pearl, and the late producer was the perfect guy to produce this tribute to Joplin from the 1979 film soundtrack of 'The Rose.'
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