Ma, I'm Only Sleeping.

Oh sleep, sleep glorious sleep. I'm loving this classess over business. I'm sleeping 12 hours a day and so much happier for it good lord.

Here's a fucked up crazy fact of life. I just found out that a lack of sleep makes you fat. The less sleep you get the more weight you put on. I think sleep is about the healthiest thing going. It's the barometer of your life. It your sleep sucks your life sucks.

OK you know those times those perfect moments when you wake up in silence with a smile on your face, in perfect comfort. No alarm, no panic, no nothing. Your on vaction or something. You open your eyes, smile, close them, sleep. You open them, smile your lazy smile, roll over and there's a severed head! no just kidding. you stretch and flop, you feel so so good you go down stairs and someone asks you "How did you sleep?" and that when you realize that you just had the most restful perfect sleep... maybe ever. It undoes the damage of 100 missed deadlines, 4 traffic accidents, 25 toe stubbings, 2 major romantic dissapoints, 12 cruel remarks from others, and 2 years of people forgetting your birthday. aahh damn... it makes me want to go back to bed.


Today's Song of the Day is "Golden Slumbers" by The Beatles off their 1969 album "Abbey Road."

Crazy fact: Paul McCartney bites, bites, bites.

njoy