Romeo and Juliet were like 13 years old. That's the joke. That's the Joke that no one really gets. When you were 13 you fell in love with the love of your life on a weekly basis, passionately, with all your soul, how could you not. You've only knows like 2 years of sexual awareness and like 10 years of life. It's amazing. Life is still happening to you for the first time and This 'love' thing is so new and intense, it's immpossible not to feel it as much as your little hormnoally flooded body is capable. I've never been so in love in my whole life, oh and look I've started growing pubes.
It's not like you gone through years of romantic disappointment, it's still in it's purest form untainted by fear.
If Romeo saw juliet's dirty underwear and barbie doll collection she might have become a little less cool, a little less on the star-crossed love side of things.
Juliet: And then I went to Saks with beth and portia and... well anyway and this yellow skirt and you would have loved it, I almost got it, but, you were with mercuicio and I think you should shop with us again it was SOOO much fun... Oh Romeo, Romeo.
Romeo: yeah, I ment to bring this up yesterday but...
Juliet: my love you know you can tell me ANYTHING, please tell me your hearts...
Romeo: Actually Juliet, I think I gotta go. There is this girl in science class that has these really cool jeans. And those braces of yours are really smelly. anyway I asked her out.
Juliet: You suck! I hate you! I hate boys! I hate everything. get out GET OUT!
Romeo: What? You're freaking out! what's the problem? jeeze ok pycho.
Juliet: oh heavy day!
Romeo: Catch you on the flip-side, baby!
Juliet: I hate you. I hope you die. Dad was right monteques SUCK! my dad's gonna kick your dad's ASS.
Romeo: Whatever. Later.
Juliet: I have to go shopping.
Today's Song of the Day is "Thirteen" by Big Star off their 1972 debut album "No. 1 Album."
Crazy Fact: The name Big Star was borrowed the from a local supermarket chain.
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6 comments:
Frühling ist verdammte gefährlich, Mensch. Es macht total nicht wie alt man ist, mit die Sonne und den Blumen, weiß ich wirklich nicht. Aber Deutsch, Deutsch ist kein romantische Sprache, weißt du? Noch nach ein großen Bier und einen halben Flasche Wein. Und wenn den Grammatik total schlecht ist, kann man alle vergessen.
"Babelfisch"
Dennis "Dada D" Murphy in Translation:
Spring is condemned dangerously, humans. It does not make for the flowers totally one is as old, with the sun and, knows I really not. But German, German is no romantic language, knows you? Still after a large beer and half bottle a wine. And if the grammar is totally bad, one can forget all.
dennis, i think i understood you better in german this time and i don't speak any german.
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Babelfish is totally urkomisch. Fair kind somewhat inside, translate it into another language and translate it then back again. It is merry. Ampere-hour, good work there sellerie!
"Babelfish is totally hilarious. Just type something in, translate it into another language, and then translate it back again. It's funny. Ah, good work there Celery!"
Yea, so you all got the idea anyway. 21 degrees and sunny in crazy old Berlin.
yeah, now is when the rest of the northern hemisphere begins to kick bc's ass. we may have snowdrops in december, croci in january, daffodils in february, and the last cherry and apple blooms gone by the end of march, but it's still 12 degrees here. because it's always 12 degrees.
or, according to babblefisch:
Clearly now is if the remaining northern hemisphere begins to step the donkey of bc,. we can snowdrops in December, croci in January, daffodils have, and the last cherry and the apple bloomed gone through the end of March, but it is yet 12 just here in February. because it is always 12 straight.
Klar jetzt ist, wenn die restliche nördliche Hemisphäre beginnt, den Esel von bc zu treten,. wir können Schneeglöckchen im Dezember, Krokusse im Januar, Osterglocken im Februar haben, und die letzte Kirsche und der Apfel erblüht gegangen durch das Ende von März, aber es ist noch 12 Grade hier., weil es immer 12 Grade ist.
Romeo, he said to Juliet, "You got a poor complexion.
It doesn't give your appearance a very youthful touch!"
Juliet said back to Romeo, "Why don't you just shove off
If it bothers you so much."
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